Life on life's terms

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I liked to run my toes through a fresh batch of cow dung. Running through the cow pasture is fun even when I’m 50! Bart says I need to be acting more like them there ladies from the church. Bart just likes their biscuits not mine. So what mine done broke 3 of his teeth! I dunk um in buttermilk them soften right up. Me n Bart you see got married cause my pa had a shotgun and old Bart was scared. He done got me pregnant!  So, we are old now. He wittles!  That be all he does. Oh, and yells!
So, I usually just let him yell. Til he tried to hit me with that forklift. Then boy did I yell.

And old Bart learned his lesson that day!

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